Top 25 favorite foods when guilt is not a factor..

1. MAC and CHEESE ..panko topping, 4 cheeses made with 1/2 and 1/2! number one hands down. eat it till I am sick and I am ok with that.
2. Tuna cassarole.. Albacore, loads of garlic and frozen peas are a must.. then just add your mouth and you have it.
3. Banana bread.. not some spongy shit your neighbor brought over because they f**k'd it up.
4. Apple pie.. a bitch to make but worth every spare tire lovin minute..
5. Chili.. with 6 kinds of peppers, dried, fresh, ground, etc. ,,an all day event in my kitchen..and this should include chili verde too...love it and I make the best you ever had, no question,, you cant see straight after eating mine. kill yourself now.
6. Cupcakes..my moms recipe will make you jump up and kick yourself in the mouth. best on the planet or any other for that matter. yellow cake with milk chocolate is the ONLY cake-of-cup!
7. Fried Chicken. If it is done right, consider this to fill my number one slot. back in the serious stoner years I would saw your legs off for the last drumstick if you tried to scam it.
8. Beef Stew. I actually load the top of mine with mashed potatoes and cheese.. sick I know.. but oh so gut pummeling..
9. which brings us to; Mashed potatoes.. oh god can you get more obscene.. I add blue cheese, garlic, whipping cream, and crack to mine. I could sleep on a pillow of these then wake up and eat them. sprinkle magic dust on them and get naked.
10. Chocolate chip cookies; and not your average run of the mill tollhousers.. talkin macadamia nuts, and more brown sugar than the law allows.. and you gotta have those big fat chips made by Guittard.. thats it I am making a batch now!
11. MEATLOAF. yep, can you top mine? yea with veal, potato chips and pickles, sweet chili and more mashed potatoes.. kill me now. sex cannot compare. baby cows must die!!!
12. Mushroom gravy.. another Katie Bartkowski dynamite thing she rarely makes but corners the market on. I would smoke it through a pipe if I though it was possible.
13. Potato salad. mayo-mustard, eggs, and pickles? I will hide the bowl under the bed, set my alarm and eat every two hours..
14. Pork loin. hand rubbed with a dumptruckload of smoked paprika.. love it, eat it while sleeping, swimming, or tying simple knots.
15. Ice cream. yep, buying the store's version does not compare. vanilla with a little grand marnier and Two brothers fudge swirl? youbetyourassgood.
16. Pumkin pie.. bourbon and all.. inject it into me please.
17. Swedish meatballs. shit..why oh why is this number 17.. should be top 5 easy for me. eat my weight in them. Im a big boy.
18. chicken noodle soup.. something tells me this comes in last..but, when you are sick, nothing does the flip on your ill like da chikakahn.
19. ribs. now, most people think baby backs are the gold standard.. but , hands down the best pound for pound winner is country style boneless. braise them, bbq them over hardwood charcoal with a honey sauce and you have 99% of peoples reason for living and breathing. mine too.
20. peanut butter cookies. A stolen recipe from AB or Grand Central would be the finest I could imagine. light the bong and freeze the gallon of milk for about 30 minutes.
21. Pot pie. mine's gotta have the rutabaga, carrot, potato, and peas combo with crisco crust. I will saw my own legs off for this.
22. Marionberry crisp. best dessert EVER in my book of reason. another thing I would simply end human lives for if prevoked.
23. burger. yep, home grilled hamburger on a franz bun with so much mayo and ketchup that it is stricly impossible to find your fingers.
24. Corn chowder. damn fine recipe I found in Gourmet mag a few years back has to be the best thing for packing on the hibernation weight.
25. Pot roast. all the trimmings and drink the friggin juice! I just realized this top 25 cannot possibly be in order of like, love, or otherwise.. it simply just lists THE top 25 in my life because I could not put them in any assembly of choice, no way, not.